emacs/lisp/obsolete/yow.el
Paul Eggert bc511a64f6 Prefer HTTPS to FTP and HTTP in documentation
Most of this change is to boilerplate commentary such as license URLs.
This change was prompted by ftp://ftp.gnu.org's going-away party,
planned for November.  Change these FTP URLs to https://ftp.gnu.org
instead.  Make similar changes for URLs to other organizations moving
away from FTP.  Also, change HTTP to HTTPS for URLs to gnu.org and
fsf.org when this works, as this will further help defend against
man-in-the-middle attacks (for this part I omitted the MS-DOS and
MS-Windows sources and the test tarballs to keep the workload down).
HTTPS is not fully working to lists.gnu.org so I left those URLs alone
for now.
2017-09-13 15:54:37 -07:00

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;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms
;; Copyright (C) 1993-1995, 2000-2017 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
;; Maintainer: emacs-devel@gnu.org
;; Author: Richard Mlynarik
;; Keywords: games
;; Obsolete-since: 24.4
;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
;; GNU Emacs is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
;; the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
;; (at your option) any later version.
;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
;; GNU General Public License for more details.
;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
;; along with GNU Emacs. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
;;; Commentary:
;; Important pinheadery for GNU Emacs.
;; This file is obsolete. For similar functionality, see
;; fortune.el and cookie1.el.
;;; Code:
(require 'cookie1)
(defgroup yow nil
"Quote random zippyisms."
:prefix "yow-"
:group 'games)
(defcustom yow-file (expand-file-name "yow.lines" data-directory)
"File containing pertinent pinhead phrases."
:type 'file
:group 'yow)
(defconst yow-load-message "Am I CONSING yet?...")
(defconst yow-after-load-message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!")
;;;###autoload
(defun yow (&optional insert display)
"Return or display a random Zippy quotation. With prefix arg, insert it."
(interactive "P\np")
(let ((yow (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message)))
(cond (insert
(insert yow))
((not display)
yow)
(t
(message "%s" yow)))))
(defsubst read-zippyism (prompt &optional require-match)
"Read a Zippyism from the minibuffer with completion, prompting with PROMPT.
If optional second arg is non-nil, require input to match a completion."
(cookie-read prompt yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message
require-match))
;;;###autoload
(defun insert-zippyism (&optional zippyism)
"Prompt with completion for a known Zippy quotation, and insert it at point."
(interactive (list (read-zippyism "Pinhead wisdom: " t)))
(insert zippyism))
;;;###autoload
(defun apropos-zippy (regexp)
"Return a list of all Zippy quotes matching REGEXP.
If called interactively, display a list of matches."
(interactive "sApropos Zippy (regexp): ")
(cookie-apropos regexp yow-file (called-interactively-p 'interactive)))
;; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
;; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
;;
;; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
(declare-function doctor-ret-or-read "doctor" (arg))
;;;###autoload
(defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
"Zippy goes to the analyst."
(interactive)
(cookie-doctor yow-file))
(provide 'yow)
;;; yow.el ends here