77 lines
2.1 KiB
EmacsLisp
77 lines
2.1 KiB
EmacsLisp
;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms
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;; Copyright (C) 1993 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
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;; Maintainer: FSF
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;; Keywords: games
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;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
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;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option)
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;; any later version.
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;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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;; GNU General Public License for more details.
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;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to
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;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
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;;; Commentary:
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;; Important pinheaddery for GNU Emacs.
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;;
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;; See cookie1.el for implementation. Note --- the `n' argument of yow
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;; from the 18.xx implementation is no longer; we only support *random*
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;; random access now.
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;;; Code:
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(require 'cookie1)
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(defvar yow-file (concat data-directory "yow.lines")
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"Pertinent pinhead phrases.")
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;;;###autoload
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(defun yow (&optional interactive)
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"Return or display a random Zippy quotation."
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(interactive "p")
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(let ((yow (cookie
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yow-file "Am I CONSING yet?..." "I have SEEN the CONSING!!")))
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(cond ((not interactive)
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yow)
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((not (string-match "\n" yow))
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(delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*"))
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(message "%s" yow))
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(t
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(message "Yow!")
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(with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*"
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(princ yow))))))
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; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
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; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
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;
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; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
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;;;###autoload
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(defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
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"Zippy goes to the analyst."
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(interactive)
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(doctor) ; start the psychotherapy
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(message "")
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(switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
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(sit-for 0)
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(while (not (input-pending-p))
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(insert-string (yow))
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(sit-for 0)
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(doctor-ret-or-read 1)
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(doctor-ret-or-read 1)))
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(provide 'yow)
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;;; yow.el ends here
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